Sunday Pest.

You all have a nice Sunday?


I personally hope not.

Now I'm guessing you all don't know too much about me. (except the four who raised me since I was eight haha)

And I'm also guessing that maybe, /gasps/ you want to KNOW a tad about me?!?!?

Oh my, am I blushing.

Aren't I the popular one? Tehe.

.......

Meanwhile, in REALITY.

You obviously don't give a shit, you just look my way for any sort of entertainment, and since I only aim to please it's my job to throw on my jester cap and happily tell you all to FUCK OFF!!!!

Obviously I'm just something to stare at in wonderment as you whisper among yourselves about how I'm so intimately associated with the 'Slender Man'.

And let's face it.

People like the Executor, Gallows, Messenger... They can actually be taken seriously.

Fuck even Morningstar, AND HE'S NOT EVEN KILLING IN 'HIS' NAME ANYMORE!!!!

Grrrrrr.

What do I do?

RAAAAAWWWR!!!!  ANAAAAAAARCHY!!!! FUCK THE WORLD!!!! I IS EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

cue the lightning and thunder.

Trying to be a badass, somehow all I get are curious eyes.

I'm going to suck your cock like a lollipop while I slowly cut it off with a blunt object!

Serious enough?

Too gross?

Yeah.......

I'd rather just hide dead birds under your covers and sneak maggots into your milk.

Fuck it.

'Father's' just questioning me. He's considering a fucking overseer or something.

I promised Him that if He tried something like that, I will fucking stab Him.

Haha it won't kill Him but it would sure piss Him off.

Shit, I doubt any of you are even reading anymore. Obviously seeing the lack of a point to this post.

Hey Fuck you I needed to express feelings. Yes folks it's true, I suffer from the most infectious of illness's.

Emotion.